Elephant Shit

Elephant Shit

    Thai Meaning Mnemonic
click for pronunciation ช้าง elephant Ater drinking a lot of Chang Beer, it's better to go home - albeit rather unsteadily - on an elephant.
click for pronunciation ช่าง technician, mechanic The mechanic is very sure that he'll fix the car that you totalled while drinking (Chang Beer) and driving
click for pronunciation ขี้ shit, excrement The key to his car was covered in shit, ugh!

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ขี่ ride (animal or bike) He's rather sad, but because the car was totalled, he now has to ride everywhere, either on his bike or (if just around the village) on his elephant.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

สิ้น
However, ส้ิน usually means the end of something (that has stopped)
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สิ้นปี end of the year no tone - question

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สิ้นเดือน

end of the month  emphatic

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สิ้นเรื่อง

end of the story
emphatic

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สิ้นแรง

exhausted "end of strength" (you can also say ไม่มีแรง)

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Quiet Buffalo Fucking Ahead

QUIET

  Thai Meaning Mnemonic
click for pronunciation ควาย buffalo Quiiiieeeet is a long sound buffalos are slow animals with a very long dick.
click for pronunciation ควย dick (extremely vulgar) The doctor's dick is very short compared to that of the buffalo.

Note. Both words tend to be extremely insulting - to refer to someone as a buffalo is like calling him/her a slow-wittted dumb moron. Thais seem to find this very insulting, perhaps equivalent to being called a "dumb cunt" in English! If you call someone a ควาย , especially in public in front of his friends, it can get you killed! Yes, killed!

Calling someone a ควย ("dick" or "penis") is kind of like saying someone is a "cunt" or a "fucking nigger". Either way, it can get also you killed! So just don't used it as an insult, ever.

As for refering to your penis as ควย, it is also considered extremely uncouth and vulgar, in the same way as refering to a vagina as a "cunt". You kind of need to be into rough, dirty sex with your partner to use these terms with each other, otherwise it could be a huge turnoff for the Thai person.

Oh No! My House is Burning!

Here are all the "My" WORDS in Thai

    Thai Meaning Mnemonic
click for pronunciation ไม่ no Oh NO! Oh me! Oh MY! she lamented melodramatically.
  click for pronunciation ไหม้ burn, on fire My house is burning!
  click for pronunciation หม้าย widow Now I'm a widow! Woe is me!

My Silk?

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ไหม

[question] What's going on?
  click for pronunciation ผ้าไหม silk Why is he trying to climb up a silk curtain?
 

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หมาย to mean, intend
warrant, legal notice
What is the meaning of all this? Shall we issue a warrant for the arsonist?
 

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หมายเลข number What is the account number for making donations to rebuild her house?

 My - New

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ใหม่

new, again It's rather sad... a spanking new road and nowhere to go... again.
(The money could have been used to build the poor widow a new house.)

My - Wood?

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ไม้

wood(en) I'm not so sure it's a good idea to build another house out of wood, right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

สิ้น
However, ส้ิน usually means the end of something (that has stopped)
. 

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สิ้นปี end of the year no tone - question

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สิ้นเดือน

end of the month  emphatic

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สิ้นเรื่อง

end of the story
emphatic

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สิ้นแรง

exhausted "end of strength" (you can also say ไม่มีแรง)

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Cows

Here are all the "COWS" in Thai

    Thai Meaning Mnemonic
click for pronunciation ภูเขา hill, mountain A cow climbs a mountain... (why?) why does anyone climb a mountain?
  click for pronunciation สีขาว white To get to the snowy, white top.
  click for pronunciation เขา
เค้า
he/she/they She's a cow, not the cat's mother - but it could be a he?
(Colloquially he/she/they is spelled and pronounced as เค้า.)

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ข้าว rice Then she jumps off with a parachute - wow! yeah! cool! - and lands in a rice paddy.

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เข้า

enter The other cows look on in disdain and say: "What a cow! It would have been much quicker to have entered the field via the gate!

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หัวเข่า knee She lands rather hard in the mud and breaks her knee.Isn't that sad...

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ข่าว news It's a "human-interest" story, rather sad and long. And it gets reported on the local TV news.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

สิ้น
However, ส้ิน usually means the end of something (that has stopped)
. 

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สิ้นปี end of the year no tone - question

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สิ้นเดือน

end of the month  emphatic

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สิ้นเรื่อง

end of the story
emphatic

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สิ้นแรง

exhausted "end of strength" (you can also say ไม่มีแรง)

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